This wasn't just a win, it was a blowout. I have a soft spot in my heart for the Browns, but that was terrible. Still, we're in the lead in the division. Can't complain about that. There is always next week and the potential to fall. Let's not think about that. :-)
To keep us occupied, here are the honorable Mentions from last week:
"This is gonna leave marks."
He did a face plant. I would expect it to.
"One tackle--see what you can hit."
The person being tackled, I would assume.
"Those big guys up front absorb a lot of blockers."
They should. They're up front.
"Nice move to get out of it."
He appreciates your sentiment.
Jeepers. Hitting, tackling...and no one got hurt except the guy with the marks. Interesting.
Now on to those football funnies of the week.
"Hard to outrun."
Maybe he doesn't want to.
"He's got room if he wants to take it."
Good. He's been waiting on that room.
"Punctures right through the middle."
Probably better than going askew and hurting something.
"Completely turned him loose."
He's the man about town and on the prowl!
"Quick little hitter in the middle."
That's because he got punctured. You'd hit, too, if you were punctured.
In what? Tape? Rope? Pictures, please!
And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.
"He rubs people the wrong way."
It's a talent.
Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?
Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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