Monday, December 22, 2014

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week Sixteen

We haven't played yet and we're up against the Broncos tonight. Unless there's a miracle, like Manning doesn't play and Good Andy shows up, we might be in trouble. Here's to a miracle!!

To keep us occupied, here are the honorable Mentions from last week: 

"the most explosive player."
He's spouting everywhere.

"they're hoping he can turn into that dominant."
Well, yes. They do pay him well. 

"He's so big and strong."
And handsome. 

"head strain."
After being big and strong, he probably does have a head strain.

Jeepers. Hitting, tackling...and no one got hurt except the guy with the marks. Interesting. 
Now on to those football funnies of the week.

"Took a really big blow."

"They were ready for it that time."
They should've been. 

"Don't give them an easy completion."
Making it hard was so much more fun.

"Look how deep everyone is."
In what? A conga line of sex?

"Three great receivers."
They'd be the ones getting it deep, then. 

"He sold it deep."
Well, he should. He's part of that line.

And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.  

"Let the big man up front take control."
It's a talent.  He's first in line, so he should get to be in control. Someone's gotta know what's going on!


Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?

Thank you!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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