Monday, November 3, 2014

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week Eight (Late...)

Ever have one of those weeks where nothing seems to go the way you planned? It's not bad, but it's...frustrating. I'm there. It's getting better, though. 
The Bengals won, so I cannot complain. :-)

Here are the Honorable Mentions from last week: 

"a huge lift."
It's that big he needs it lifted?

"take it deep in the hole and cut."
Ouch. I'm sorry. What are we cutting?

"banged out of bounds."
Interesting. This needs pictures.

"big hole exploited."
By? This needs clarification.

"If you gave me ten shots at that, I would've caught it."
Confidence is a good thing.

Can't knock confidence. Now on to those football funnies of the week.

"tight game."
He's hot. He's got game. 

"Got his hand on it."
Better his dick, but a hand is good.

"Has to stay inside"
Pregnancy plan?

"Second time it's blown up in these two tight ends."
Wow. Okay...wonder what that looks like? Something that lights up?

"Getting after those tight ends"
Someone has to do it.

"Proven he can be dominant in his time."
And his sub appreciates it.

And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.  

"Ripping across those tight ends."
He must be the one who gets to break in the tight ends.


Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?

Thank you!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
via Wikimedia Commons

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