Well...it wasn't pretty. Hell, we completely stunk. Geesh. But, next week is a new week. On to something more fun.
Here are the Honorable Mentions from last week:
"He's got a weapon and look at that weapon."
Well since he's whipping it out...don't mind if I do!
"brought in by the tight end."
For what exactly?
"Fires into traffic."
Is this a circle jerk but into the aisle or something?
"he has burned so many people for so many years."
He's never been good at returning phone calls.
"he rang their bell."
Well, he's evolving. He called.
Messy can be fun. Now on to those football funnies of the week.
"A little pick action."
He's trying to choose his partner.
"He only had 2 two weeks ago."
"A lot of juice left in his tank."
Usually it's called gasoline...or lube.
"Great ball skills."
He knows what he's doing.
Awww, he struck out four times. Bummer.
"Pressure in the pocket."
As long as everyone is happy, I don't see an issue.
And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.
"Gotta get him some relief to get him off."
Seriously? They allowed him to say this in public? Hee hee!!
Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?
Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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