Monday, November 3, 2014

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week Nine!

Party time! The Bengals won again. It was messy, but they did it. 
I'm glad. Whew. Now it's off to stomp those Browns on Thursday!

Here are the Honorable Mentions from last week: 

"He got his hand under it."
Cupping is a good thing!

"He's getting it."
Define "it".

"Fires into traffic."
Is this a circle jerk but into the aisle or something?

"Over the middle and to the back of the zone."
As long as she's happy, hitting the zone is always good.

"He buys time--it creates openings."

Messy can be fun. Now on to those football funnies of the week.

"That kind of velocity on balls."
I take it he really goes from man to man to man.

"Diverse offensive package."
Whatever works.

"Forced it back inside."
Power play. Nice.

"Seeking space."
I take it he wants one that's broken in.

"A wide open tight end."
Isn't that an oxymoron?

"Deep forward penetration."
As long as everyone is happy, I don't see an issue.

And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.  

"Just a whiff."
Seriously? This sounds gross. Unless smell play is a thing. I'm not sure. Hmm...


Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?

Thank you!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
via Wikimedia Commons

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