Monday, December 16, 2013

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - WEEK FIFTEEN

 Okay, so the Steelers were a little tougher than we expected. Okay, initially a lot tougher. We put up a fight and came back. Once we got going, it wasn’t as bloody. Next week will be better.

Now, let’s get to those Honorable Mentions!

“...slashing and cutting in space...”
Um...do I want to know where else he might be doing that?

“...having trouble holding on...”
Now that sounds like it came out of a romance novel.

“...mother nature drew that fumble....”
When you can’t blame anyone else, blame Mother Nature.

And now for the Quotes of the Week. Some of these are real winners.

“...hauls it in to the 50...”
Go cave man, go cave man!

“...hamstrings looked at very closely....”
Looking at hot legs can be educational.

“...such a big weapon...”
Can we see it?

“...2 tight end offense...”
I want pictures!

“....pulled things in a little tighter...”
Pack it full, I always say.

“....not forcing a sack...”
But forcing can be fun.

Now for the Doozy of the Week. This was said on national television and I still can’t believe it.
“...got his hand in there....”
Wow! Someone is a gymnast.

We’re down to the last two. Can we make it? Yes we can. Can we win them? I sure as heck hope so! We need to get back on track. Grin.
 Thanks for reading and Go Bengals!!




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