Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - WEEK FOURTEEN

 Indy, Indy. You put up a good fight. Can’t say you didn’t. But the Bengals came out on top. Who dey!!

Now, let’s get to those Honorable Mentions!

“...O-line makes it happen...”
What does, with what?

“...6 guys coming at him...”
Someone had better have a towel.

“...get the linebacker on the second level....”
Does that mean going to second base? Or is there another hole I don’t know about?

And now for the Quotes of the Week. Some of these are real winners.

“...that’s total domination...”
Intensity. I like it.

“...jumped early. Let’s see if he was bated....”
Yes, let’s check the instant replay.
“...loses his feet...”
Where’d they go?

“...hand signals are not gonna work in this snow...”
But the fetish is worth it.

“....stretching horizontally...”
Kinky. Getting ready for the big night.

“....pulls under center...”
And he loved every moment of it.

Now for the Doozy of the Week. This was said on national television and I still can’t believe it.
“...this one’s a wiggler....”
Maybe try some bondage tape. Or rope. Or there’s handcuffs.

We’re down to the last three. Can we make it? Yes we can. Can we win them? I sure as heck hope so! Grin.
 Thanks for reading and Go Bengals!!

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