This week has been hard for Cleveland area teams. First, the Gladiators, the arena football team, blew the Arena Football version of the Super Bowl...in Cleveland. The Browns showed why they've been nicknamed the Clowns in the past. Sigh. At least the Indians won their games.
But this is about football. Grin. The Bengals aren't playing until the late game, so as of this posting I don't know the score. I'm watching, but I don't know the end score.
While I'm watching, I'll present the Honorable Mentions.
"Some penetration into the back end."
Code phrase for anal sex.
"Delivers the blow."
That's the one on his or her knees.
"big back bangs it inside the twenty."
Now we're talking about a gangbang.
"Went right to his partner for Thanksgiving day."
That's sweet.
Now, it's time for the funnies. I love these.
"Forced it up into triple coverage."
A fourway! Nice!
"A nice hole up the middle."
Usually the hole is good in the middle.
"he does it as well as I've seen from anyone else."
Now we're critiquing the players. Nice.
"Whole host of new receivers this year."
Sounds like the starting line up for porn.
"Gets some sort of chemistry going."
Awww. Another sweet one.
"Gang tackled and thrown to the ground."
He probably liked it. Kink can be good.
Now for that Doozy of the Week...
"Lays down the wood there."
Either he's taking his dick out or he's playing with a toy. Can we watch?
Thanks for reading the Football Funnies for the week.
On a sad note, this is the last set of games before the cuts to the roster. Some will persevere, but others will be cut. I'm sorry to see you go, but I'm glad to watch you play.
Come on, Cincy! Let's win ONE preseason game and spank that season so we can get into the post season and win one there, too!!
Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
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