Sunday, August 10, 2014

The Return of the Football Funnies and the Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback

It's time once again for the Football Funnies, AKA the Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback report. I love doing these because it's fun to misinterpret what's said during the game. I realize this is posting on Sunday, but I'll have a report from the first preseason game for the Browns on Monday. 

I also don't have any leftover quotes from last season because I decided to start fresh this season. we go!

"Sack fumble."
I swear when I heard this, I thought of male genitalia falling on the floor.

"Takes it over the line."
Now, you need to learn about safe words and limits. You really do.

"Did they get the gap right? 
They got the gap right."
How exactly do you get this gap right and where is the gap located?

"Running to the wall for him."
Now that's friendship.

"Leaving him in longer than they wanted to, but it's working."
He's got good hip action. What can I say? :-)

"He had some fumbling issues last year."
Well, we can't all do well the first time around. Some of us need some time to sort ourselves out. He'll be all right.

And now for the doozy of the game. I'd make it the doozy of the week, but there was only one game, so it's the doozy of the game.

"Big guy with good power that cannot be cut off."
Wow. Just wow. I'm...without words.

Stay tuned for the thoughts on the first preseason game for the browns and a new feature, the factoid of the week. 

My hope for this year? The Bengals not only make it into the post season, but they get past the first game and make it to the second game. That's what I'd like to see. Thanks for reading and stay tuned!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
via Wikimedia Commons

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