Sunday, January 18, 2015

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Playoffs ~ Week Two

It's the playoffs! Holy cow. My team isn't in the bracket right now, but that's okay. There is still plenty of football to love. 

So since there are still more playoff games to watch and quotes to gather, here are the honorable Mentions from last week: 

See if they can pound it in.
Well, if they can’t pound it, then they’ve got a problem.

Pounds it in.
Oh, good. They were successful.

Thinks they’re pulling it back.
So, they didn’t get it? Aww. Sucks. They worked hard.

They couldn’t pound it in.
It’s confirmed. He didn’t do it. 

Pulling, pounding...dangerous. 
Now on to those football funnies of the week.

No pressure on him whatsoever.
Since he had issues before, it’s probably just as good. He needed a help.

Has been jilted so far.
No one wants him? That’s sad.

Able to open holes.
Maybe that’s his problem. He’s able to open them, but has no follow through?

He’s gonna pick it up.
He got lucky. I wonder. What’s he picking up?

They get what they need just about every time he picks up the ball.
Yes, but what do they need?

Weak side.
Everyone has to have one sometime.

Now for the doozy. Hee hee. Always good to know the commentators think before they speak.

"No reason for him to go anywhere—he’s open."
Snort. That’s how it works sometimes. He’s open. I bet he’s popular, too. 


Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?

Thank you!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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