Well, the game versus the Broncos was excitedly better than I expected. We won!! We then faced the Steelers and it went all downhill. Oh well. We made it into the post season. Whether we get past game one of the postseason is still up for debate.
To keep us occupied, here are the honorable Mentions from last week:
"plays well with his hands."
I would hope so.
"Johnsons all over the field."
Someone should pick up that spill.
"wide open guy."
And handsome, too.
"they get the man to man coverage in the back."
Good. I'd hate for someone to be left out.
Do these guys listen to themselves when the do the play by play? I wonder.
Now on to those football funnies of the week.
"forced it in there."
"kept himself up."
I'm glad he didn't need a fluffer.
"a stretch play to get the two tight ends out to the right."
Sounds complicated, but I bet it's fun.
"Just enough separation to squeeze him out."
Hope it wasn't messy.
"You're gonna be my man."
Declarations of possession are sexy.
"has to establish something with someone else."
But you just said he was your man. Pout.
And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.
"Gonna get beat on the little skinny pole"
Hee hee. Some have to be skinny. They can't all be thick. Hope he was long, though. Skinny and short...that just won't do.
Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?
Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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