Racing Quotes of the Week

They are back! I got into a spell there where nothing was quite happening the way I needed it to, but I'm back. :-)

Here are those crazy quotes from the race at Chicagoland!

“…Look at him riding the top…”

He knows where he wants to be.

“…lots of ground to cover and not much time to do it…”

I’m sure he’ll do it. He’ll die trying if he can’t.

“…making passes and looking fine…”

Always good to look presentable.

“…he charged right through…”

Got to love a man with a plan.

“…Double wide on the restart…”

Sounds hinky!

“…likes to be fast on the restart…”

Can’t blame him for knowing what he wants.

DOOZY OF THE WEEK:

“…side by side for the top shelf position…”

Ooh! Can we get them to go three wide? A conga line?

Hey, this was a lot of fun. Join me next week with quotes from Eldora!

Racing Quotes of the Week

There are some really great ones this week. I can't wait to share them with you. Happy reading!!

“...sweeps right over the track...”

It’s always good to take up the majority of the track.

“...super tight...”

I thought that’s what the guy wanted? Super tight?

“...hungry to stay up front...”

The front can be pretty lonely. Or means you’re in the lead!

“...all over him for the lead...”

Maybe she just likes him that much?

“...keep the track under him...”

You don’ t want to spin out, especially if you’re in a line. Then you’d have a pile up!

“...drawing on the backside of the leaders...”

Hee hee. What are you drawing?

And the Doozy of the Week:

“...went down in there and swapped ends on him...”

Just gotta let that one ride all on it’s own. 

Racing Quotes of the Week!

 It's time for the racing quotes of the week!! Enjoy!!

"...ganging up on her..."

Sounds bad, but maybe it's fun?

"...a Busch up front..."

Snicker.

"...he's trying to go higher..."

Is that possible?

"...overcompensating for the intense speed..."

Sounds like he's a vibrator.

"...they almost smacked each other..."

Maybe they get into pain play?

"...drive down below her..."

Oh! So he's going for the girl below her. Got it.

"...Busch on the inside..."

That's a little confounding. I don't think it's supposed to be on the inside. Or is she in the middle?

And now for the DOOZY of the Week!!

"...he's going somewhere..."

One word: DUH. 

It's a race. Shouldn't he be going somewhere? Just sayin'.

Racing Quotes of the Week

There were some really fun ones this week. I can't wait to share them with you. Talladega always brings out the silly.

“...back or front, you choose...”

Aw...how sweet. A choice.

“...get comfortable, get a feel...”

Gotta start somewhere.

“...how aggressive you have to be to get ahead...”

Oh, so you’re a go-getter. Gotcha.

“...pulling out at the wrong time...”

Could be good. Could be bad. Depends on how you look at it.

“...give them an inch and they’ll take it all...”                                                        

Greedy. Nice.

“...gotta work together and make it happen...”

Tends to help. If one’s doing all the work, it can be boring.

Doozy of the Week - and this one is really.... really dirty.

“...don’t know if I’ve got enough room for the camera to follow my moves...”

Snicker. Sounds like a true professional. Professional what? You decide.

Race Quotes of the Week!

I'm trying to get better at remembering to post. I really am. I was going so well there for so long... Life happened. Oh well. Here are the quotes! Richmond was a font of great stuff!!

"...loose off the right corner..."
Well, someone help him get it straightened out!

"...wheel spin..."
AKA: frustration!

"...got a bad rub..."
Someone's having a bad day.

"...right rear all used up..."
Where are the second string!!!

"...right early in the run..."
Then get that second string in there!

"...that little team is pumped up..."
They took their little blue pills today!

"...the team is responding likewise..."
They took their pills, too!

And the DOOZY of the WEEK is...

"...two by two back to thirteenth..."
Sounds fun!

Enjoy!!!

Race Quotes of the Week

This was a whopper of a week. Everyone ended up mad and most every car ended up with at least one ding on it. Great stuff!!!

Here are the quotes for this week. Enjoy!

"...bump and run or the bump and dump..."

Hee hee. Sounds like a drive by date.

"...late entry..."

Don't you just hate those?

"...pinching her down..."

Sounds like a personal problem... and painful...

"...not cutting her slack..."

Well, sometimes you gotta suck it up and just do it.

"...real tight and needs rear grip..."

I thought that was a good thing...

And the Doozy of the Week:

"...need a rubber in the right rear..."

Snicker. Better bring protection.

Thanks for reading! More to come next week!

Race Quotes of the Week

This week the circuit moved to California. I tend to dislike the bigger tracks if only because the cars get rather strung out and it's not as...exciting. This week? This ending? Holy crap! Okay, okay... here are the quotes and I'm including my "Doozy of the Week" at the end. Yes, there was a doozy!

“...On the bottom, he looks for grip and drive off the bottom...”

He’s spending a LOT of time on the bottom. Well, we know his preference.

“...Pickin’ them up and layin’ them down...”

Rough play. Nice.

“...So loose I can barely hold on to it...”

A little less baby oil might be a good thing.

“...A rim shot there...”

But he liked it.

“...Tight in the front but aero loose...”

Ooh! He really gets into his play!

And now for the Doozy of the Week:

"...four poles for him..."

Nice. 

Enjoy and stay tuned. There's always more where these came from. Grin. 

Racing Quotes of the Week

Bristol Baby! There's always a lot of bumping and running...and paint left on the walls. Cut tires and smashed cars. Oh, and lots of goofy things said. Here's my offering for the race quotes of the week.

"...huge advantage to be in front..."
Yes, I can see where it might be. Less mess.

"...trying to do something up front..."
Like...get there? Or turn around so the second person gets a chance? Hmm....

"...that trio there, they are closing in..."
For? Again, you really should clarify. Or give pictures.

"...you can throw a blanket over first through seventh..."
Maybe they planned it that way. You never know. They might be cold.

"...gotta be able to work the bottom..."
Generally helps. Though a little action on top is good, too.

"...going side by side..."
Kinky.

And the last one:
"...has to lift and wait for an opening..."
Don't they all... don't they all....

Thanks for reading and stay tuned for next week from Auto Club Speedway!

Racing Quotes of the Week!

 It's time for the funny quotes of the week in the world of racing!!

There were some really goodies, too!

"...tight in the middle..."

Guess that's better than loose all over.

"...Look at him trying to sneak in that little hole..."

Aw... don't tease me like that. 

"...slipping out of his way..."

Polite. Nice!

"...trying to get a hole..."

Well, aren't they all?

"...sat on four poles..." 

Bet that was painful or really fun.

Next week is Paws for a Cause Week, so the racers will be back in two weeks. Until then, enjoy!!