Monday, September 16, 2013

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - WEEK 2

It's Monday and time for the Football Quotes of the Week. I thought since it's a new week, I'd create a shiny, new promo sticker. Like? I do.

So what were the crazy, silly, stupid and downright funny quotes? Read on!

"Firing to the right side."
Ah, that's the sweet spot.

"Sense of urgency."
Sounds like a personal problem.

"Cuts him off."
I bet that pissed him off, too.

"Patient in the pocket."
Aww. He's got finesse.

"Sliding around more."
Must mean someone's juicy!

"They don't have the people for the one to one coverage."
So...make it a menage. The more the merrier. 

And now for the ever exciting Doozy of the Week:
It's actually a tie. Yep, a tie.

"He gets stronger with each touch."
Sounds so paranormal.

"The ball's coming out quicker."
Only one? Or both?

Stay tuned for my selections from week three. Sure to please. And check out my Honorable Mentions from this week - the ones that didn't quite make the cut, but were too good to leave out.

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