Monday, October 20, 2014

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - Week Seven - On Time!

So we're up to the actual week. It wasn't good this time around. Pretty sad, really. But I'm not giving up. Still second in the division. Let's hope it stays that way. It's time to get back up to speed. Honorable mentions and more!

Here are the Honorable Mentions from last week: 

"knocked down on the release."
I'd assume. He had a big release!

"coming right up the gut."
ouch. full contact sex. interesting.

"JJ Watt is very hot."

"he has to stay deep."
deep penetration is much better than shallow. Or at least that's what he says.

"Just leaked in."

Messy can be fun. Now on to those football funnies of the week.

"sack of the week."
Snort. Guess they all go on a board so they can be voted on.
Sounds like a nutsack showcase!

"getting off the ball."
i'd say getting off the dick is better, but whatever works.

"explosive player"
Getting aroused will do that. He likes to show off.

"inside there, this quick and with long with tall arms...they're gonna butt you with a squint."
That's such a mouthful I'm not even sure what he meant, but the guy has got to look odd!

"deep ball play"
Guys do like that.

"heavy ball coverage."
Must be a thick rubber that goes all over everywhere or some exceptional ball skills.

And now for that Doozy of the Week. I love these. These are so much fun.  

"last year he played in the slot."
are you saying he switched sides? or he's got a new preference? Just making sure we're clear.


Since you're reading this, I'll bring this up. There's a Bengals player whose daughter was diagnosed with cancer. A portion of his jersey sales are being donated to the Cincinnati Children's Hospital to help with cancer research. It's a great cause. I've ordered mine. Want to know more?

Thank you!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
via Wikimedia Commons

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